robotfucked:

Take me here and let’s forget everything else

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

tastier:

(18+)

clannyphantom:

does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone

enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

ethareal:

ooooOOOOh my i want a ferret